When Zoey asked: "how do you write women so well?"
he responded "I think of a man and take away all reason and accountability".

Jack Nicholson as Melvin
in "As Good As It Gets"            

She said "Let's get out of these
wet clothes and into a dry martini".

Mae West

She said "You know how to whistle, don't you,
Steve? You just put your lips together and blow".

Lauren Bacall to Humphrey Bogart in "To Have And Have Not"

As Roger, he said " I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders dependent upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself slightly killed".

Cary Grant to Eva Marie Saint
in "North By Northwest"

He said "I'm sick and tired and
I'm not going to take it anymore!"

Peter Finch as the anchorman
in "Network"

She said: "This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum! And it's your fault!"

Sally Kellerman as
"Hot Lips" in "M*A*S*H"

He said: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti".

Anthony Hopkins as Hannibal Lecter
in "Silence Of The Lambs".

To the statement that "Money is the world's curse", he responded: May the Lord smite me with it! And may I never recover!

Topov
in "Fiddler On The Roof".