When Zoey asked: "how do you write women so well?"
he responded "I think of a man and take away all reason and accountability".
She said "Let's get out of these
wet clothes and into a dry martini".

She said "You know how to whistle, don't you,
Steve? You just put your lips together and blow".

As Roger, he said "I've got several bartenders
dependent upon me, and I don't intend to
disappoint them all by getting myself slightly killed".
He said "I'm sick and tired and
I'm not going to take it anymore!"
She said: "This isn't a hospital! It's an insane asylum!
And it's your fault!"
He said: "A census taker once tried to test me.
I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti".
To the statement that "Money is the world's curse", he responded:
May the Lord smite me with it! And may I never recover!